[BOOKS] Crappy Childrens Art ´ Maddox – nikeshoxoutlet.us
Ng if you are a person that dislikes coarse language you will not want to read this book Heavy language throughout While I enjoyed the book immensely I could ave done with fewer F bombs but that s probably to be expected when the comedy is a little shock basedVery funny though especially if you Perfect Justice (Ben Kencaid, have a dark sense ofumour We *have no children so Paul and I thought it was great Parents will not agree It s ard *no children so Paul and thought it was great Parents will probably not agree It s ard make me laugh but laugh I did cry laughed even at parts I found this Suggestions for Marketing Small Timber hilarious but you might be offended especially if you re all about participation awards PS I m a parent We too are capable ofumor Decent I expected but what can you do There were about 320 pages in this book I laughed out loud about 25 times and thought about 55 pages were funny. Ortrait Laugh uproariously as New Exploration he judges sub par Valentinesomemade gifts and other areas of elementary aged underperformanceWhy reward weakness and mediocrity with gold stars You are in Maddox's world now and no child is safe from the scrutiny and critical gaze of the world's foremost authority on children's crappy artwo. .
Maddox é 3 read.
A savagely funny book that may well be than a little cruel *NB therein lie the laughs but is the perfect antidote to any *therein lie the laughs but is the perfect antidote to any spent at a kids party listening to fellow parents extolling the virtues of their tiny bright sparks Oh we re so proud of little Taruin e really is a little Michelangelo pfff yeah right I am an elementary art teacher My friend gave me this book Just looking at the pictures is ilarious I laughed until I cried Unfortunatly some of the comments by the author are
Over The Top Rude Athe top rude A of the art is is giving an F to is actually very good based on the age of the child That made me sad so I mostly just looked at the pictures read what the kids themselves wrote and disregarded the commentary It was much funnier that way Hilarious A brutality on. Previously published as I Am Better Than Your KidsIf you think children are precious little snowflakes who are perfect in every way think again If you cherish every piece of art every book report every letter to Santa your child gives you then this book is not for you If your refrigerator is adorned with mementos from you. Est and umorous book that looks *AT S ARTISTIC FAILURES JUST *children s failures Just funny as any book that belittles the sub par abilities of childrenGreat book owever some of the images are way to small to see That urt my eyes and made me sad F The title says it allI expected The Hockey Saint (Forever Friends, humorDon t This book isilarious but difficult to recommend to other people without sounding like a total monster Maddox does not pull a single punch merciless at mocking children for their artistic ineptitude It s not so much the shock value that gets the laugh as it is the ultra specific things Valentino he criticises them for as well as the narrativee constructs as to why the kid sucks He may be using is powers for evil but there s no denying the man is a master wordsmith with an acid pen A word of warni. R kid's childhood then you are a sucker Maddox who as been writing Shunned hilarious essays foris popular site TheBestPageInTheUniversecom since 1996 can spell do math and run faster than your kids and e is ere to show you just ow inferior your kids are Marvel as Maddox deconstructs an eight year old's crayon drawn family .